Hi, i'm writing a speech for school (sixth grade). I want to make it funny so people will laugh.. please comment and give me your ideas.. you can also edit it, take things out or add things in.. etc Thank you soooo much.. I appreicate it !! =) Great speech... not funny though.
Sorry
P.S. Kinda sounds like the movie Click
P.S.S (i think) dont remove anything
A year and a half ago, Evan Prochniak was sweet-talked into buying the company that had been crafting Zitner's Easter eggs for nearly a century. The chocolatier was on the market, and a deal to sell the building - without the business - had broken down. There was a chance Zitner's might be sold to another candy company, and its North Philadelphia factory vacated.
The broker representing the owners, Thomas S. Bond, convinced Prochniak that Zitner's was fabulous, a beloved mom-and-pop with room to grow. A good buy, in other words, as a building and a business, even for a Delaware County attorney whose investments included only real estate and restaurants.
"I don't know how I pulled it off," said Bond, vice president of NAI Geis Realty Group in Center City. "I convinced him it was a great idea."
Prochniak chewed it over. He ran a Google search on Zitner's - there was a Facebook page run by ordinary, but rabidly loyal, customers. The company barely had a Web page.
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